"Jen, give me my snack! I thick. I need to keep this figure."
"Um, hello? Is this Taco Bell? Yeah, this is [girl's name] and I turned in an application and you guys never called me back. I need a job REAL BAD! So can you hire me?"
"Jen, take me to Popeye's. I need some fried chicken today! I'm fina make you take me to Popeye's in the hoop d Jen!!!"
"Jen, he's hella fine. I don't care if he is staff, maybe he can get me out of this program..."
"Jen, I need to get my hair did. You better let me get my hair did- I'm going whether you let me or not so you choose if you want to deal with all the paperwork of getting me in trouble or if you'd rather just say yes."
Oh good Lord! I can just hear it all now. I personally liked it when a few of them would call you "Jennifer Love Huitt"... :)
ReplyDelete*sigh* if that is how she is making cold calls, she needs to be doing them in my office. I need to set her straight... :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Flash backs to my days as a treatment specialist. Sometimes all you can do is laugh :).
ReplyDeleteErin, they've also tried "Jenny from the Block"... hahaha They are so silly.
ReplyDeleteThat last girl has it all figured out doesn't she? Do you ever have days when you just say yes?
ReplyDeleteLove this post. That last girl DOES have it all figured out. What a brat. So freaking hilarious. :)
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